1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

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teacupstarling:

captainmarvel:

how to become my otp:
1. bicker
2. secretly care about each other

more like
1. try to literally kill each other
2. secretly care about each other

42 minutes ago   98376    REBLOG
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man sometimes im so cute i could kiss myself

47 minutes ago     REBLOG
when you start liking someone: ah fuck
1 hour ago   570017    REBLOG

dietchola:

why is every girl prettier than me

1 hour ago   298933    REBLOG
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neojanelle:

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

1 hour ago   10404    REBLOG
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ok ok i need food and to get dressed ye

if i told you that a flower bloomed 

in a dark room 

would you trust it?

2 hours ago   16225    REBLOG
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stupidsexysycamore:

everything happens so much

3 hours ago   15    REBLOG

ro-taniah:

got a suggestion to do a short haired jade

uvu/

4 hours ago   7589    REBLOG
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jaybeep:

Goodnight kiss from your vampire buddy. whoa this is CORNY. 

5 hours ago   9025    REBLOG
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gamzeemakarasober:

giantrobut:

why must i be the titan

*mother titan* Be quiet and eat your breakfast junior!

*angrily throws humans on floor*

6 hours ago   23485    REBLOG
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John: "So what kind of pjs do you have? Is it a onsie with kittens on it?"
Rose: "Only if they're partially foreboding kittens, the type your father warns you not to stare at for too long."
7 hours ago   29    REBLOG
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torozo:

I worked so much on this and I’m proud of what it has come to be uou

if you’re going to use it, please credit! thanks.

8 hours ago   525    REBLOG
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thecutestofthecute:

Because Pitbulls need love too.

9 hours ago   89820    REBLOG
#animals  #queue